Slanket Onesie
Slanket Onesie
"The best $60 I've ever spent." — Jacob
THIS IS THE RIGHT ONE FOR YOU, IF...
• You got up for a snack and regretted it
• You want warmth that follows you to the kitchen
• You've fully committed to couch life
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$7.99 SHIPPING WITHIN USA
OEKO-TEX CERTIFIED
90 DAY MONEY BACK GUARANTEE
When will it Ship?
When will it Ship?
- Orders placed by 12pm MST Same Day
- $7.99 Shipping in the USA
- Money Back Guarantee
- Free Returns & Exchanges
- Express Shipping Options at Checkout
What if I don't love it?
What if I don't love it?
90-day money-back guarantee. Free returns. You have nothing to lose except being cold.
Better than the cheap ones?
Better than the cheap ones?
Jacob bought his in 2006. He still uses it every day. The cheap ones are not doing that.
Features & Specs
Features & Specs
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Recommend washing it by itself.
- 100% Polyester
- Wash in cold water on the gently cycle
- Dry on low.
Tired of blankets that only do half the job?
- Cold spots the moment you shift position
- Stand up and the warmth is gone
- Cold again before you reach the kitchen
We thought of everything
- 280 gsm microfleece
- Full-body wearable, zero cold spots
- Goes on easy, feels like a cloud
- Move freely, warmth comes with you
- Walk to the kitchen, stay fully warm
- Warm and mobile, finally
Questions we get a lot.
Honest answers. No corporate runaround.
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Order before 12pm MST - ships same day. Standard USA delivery 3-7 days. Express options at checkout.
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90 days. Money back. Free returns. Unworn and unwashed only. Full policy on our returns page.
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Jacob bought his in 2006. Uses it every day. The difference: fleece weight, construction, 20 years of refinement.
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Cold water, gentle cycle, mild detergent, dry on low. Wash it by itself.
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Yes - pricing never included. Email us at customerservice@theslanket.com for a gift message.
Other companies looked at Slanket and thought: 'we can do that, but worse.'
They were right.
We don't name names. We just make a better product and let you figure it out.
| ✦ Slanket ✦ | The Knockoffs | |
|---|---|---|
| Invented it | ✓ 1998 | No — they copied it |
| Fleece quality | ✓ 280 gsm double-brushed | Basic poly. You'll feel it. |
| Actual size | ✓ 60" × 80" | "Generous" (it isn't) |
| Foot pocket | ✓ Properly designed | A gesture, not a feature |
| Folds to cushion | ✓ Brilliant storage | Just a blanket in a pile |
| Safety certified | ✓ OEKO-TEX | Unverified |
| Years of refinement | ✓ 25+ years | Since last Tuesday |
| Jacob's loyalty | ✓ 19 years and counting | N/A |
Why Slanket Wins:
- Invented it — 1998
- 280 gsm microfleece
- Actually 60" × 80"
- Foot pocket that works
- Folds into a couch cushion
- 25+ years of refinement
- ✓ $7.99 Shipping in the USA
- ✓ Free Returns & Exchanges
- ✓ 90-Day Money-Back Guarantee
- ✓ OEKO-TEX Certified
The Slanket Family
One for every person in your life who has been doing blankets wrong.
Slanket
The one that started it all. Full-length sleeves, a built-in foot pocket, and 60"×80". Pick yours and stop fighting with your blanket.
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Slanket Jr.
Everything that makes the original great — the sleeves, the foot pocket — sized for little loungers. Because kids get cold too, and they deserve better than a blanket that falls off every five minutes.
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Slanket Siamese
One Slanket. Two sets of sleeves. Because warmth is better shared.
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Stroller Slanket
Warmth that actually stays put. Designed specifically so your little one stays cozy on the go. The same premium fleece as the original Slanket, built for life on the move.
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