You've been doing blankets wrong your whole life.
Slanket is designed for scrolling, snacking, gaming, gesturing dramatically at the TV, and absolutely nothing productive.
Three crimes your blanket commits every night.
You've been the victim. You just didn't know there was a better option.
Arm Abandonment
Your blanket makes you choose between warmth and having hands. Every single time.
The Great Foot Escape
Every 10 minutes. Tuck in. Come out. Repeat. The blanket always wins.
The Inevitable Slide
Warm. Comfortable. On the floor. Cold again. Every night.
It started with a sleeping bag, a TV remote, and a fundamental refusal to be cold.
Gary was a college student in Maine. Cold. Half-zipped into a sleeping bag, watching Conan, unable to use the remote. He tore a hole in the bag and stuck his arm through. That was 1998.
What exactly makes it so unreasonably good?
We could be professional about this. We chose not to be.
Revolutionary arm containment technology.
Also known as: sleeves.
Full-arm coverage · Hands always free
A pocket. For your feet. We know.
Yes, it's that good.
Built-in foot pocket · Blanket stays put
Fleece so soft, your other blankets will feel personally attacked.
280 gsm double-brushed microfleece. Since you asked.
280 gsm microfleece · Machine Wash
Hides in plain sight as a couch cushion. Very sneaky.
Your guests will never know.
Folds in to a cushion · Stores anywhereFamous enough for Letterman. Comfy enough that we almost didn't go.
Slanket has been on national TV more times than we can count. We watched most of it from the couch. In a Slanket. Obviously.
Choose Your Weapon
One for every human in your life who has been doing blankets wrong.
Slanket
The one that started the revolution. The one Gary made for himself.
Full-length sleeves, foot pocket, 280 gsm microfleece. The Original.
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Slanket Siamese
Proof that some people like each other enough to share warmth.
One Slanket. Two sets of sleeves. Built for two.
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Slanket Jr.
Everything the original does. Just smaller.
For kids and smaller adults who run cold.
Shop Slanket Jr. →
Stroller Slanket
Because babies didn't ask to go outside either.
Warmth that stays put in any stroller.
Shop Stroller →The Hall of Cozy
"It's just a blanket, but it's a damn important blanket to me."
I purchased a Slanket in 2006. It's still in EXCELLENT condition despite literal daily use. I can tell you without hesitation that it's the best $50 I have ever spent in my life. It's just a blanket, but it's a damn important blanket to me.
Jacob
Verified Customer
I have three other sleeved blankets from different manufacturers and the Slanket is by far my favorite. The size is much more generous and I prefer the single foot pocket.
Sue
Verified Customer
I've ordered several Slankets over the years for myself and as gifts. Soft, comfortable, and wonderful to snuggle in. I love the sleeves because my arms are always cold.
Mary
Verified Customer
I am cold natured, so I love wrapping up in this warm and toasty blanket. I sleep in it every night.
Harold
Verified Customer
My girlfriend is always cold at my house so this was the perfect gift! She absolutely loves it — and so does my cat. 10/10 would recommend.
Shawn
Verified Customer
I've seen plenty of cheap knock-offs but nothing comes close to the real thing. The comfort, quality, and memories mean the world to me.
Kris
Verified Customer
A lot of companies looked at Slanket and said: 'we can do that, but worse.'
They were right.
We don't name names. We just make a better product and let you figure it out.
| ✦ Slanket ✦ | Knockoffs | |
|---|---|---|
| Invented it | ✓ 1998 | No — they copied it |
| Fleece quality | ✓ 280 gsm double-brushed | Basic poly. You'll feel it. |
| Actual size | ✓ 60" × 80" | "Generous" (it isn't) |
| Foot pocket | ✓ Properly designed | A gesture, not a feature |
| Folds to cushion | ✓ Brilliant storage | Just a blanket in a pile |
| Safety certified | ✓ OEKO-TEX | Unverified |
| Years of refinement | ✓ 25+ years | Since last Tuesday |
| Jacob's loyalty | ✓ 19 years and counting | N/A |
Why The Original Wins:
- Invented it — 1998
- 280 gsm double-brushed fleece
- Actually 60" × 80"
- Foot pocket that works
- Folds into a couch cushion
- OEKO-TEX certified
- 25+ years of refinement
One original. Zero regrets.
Your thermostat is about to get very nervous.
You've been cold enough. This is the fix.