Slanket
$59.99
Sleeves, foot pocket, the original.
Shop nowYour throw blanket had one job. It's failing at it right now.
Ours has sleeves, a foot pocket, and zero interest in sliding off you.
Your Blanket's Crimes
You've been the victim. You just didn't know there was a better option.
CRIME #1
Arm Abandonment
Your blanket makes you choose between warmth and having hands. Every single time.
CRIME #2
The Great Foot Escape
Every 10 minutes. Tuck in. Come out. Repeat. The blanket always wins.
CRIME #3
The Inevitable Slide
Warm. Comfortable. On the floor. Cold again. Every night.
THE VERDICT: GUILTY ON ALL THREE
Sentence: Immediate replacement. Scroll down for the fix.
Unreasonably good.
We could be professional about this. We chose not to be.
Revolutionary arm containment technology.
Also known as: sleeves.
Full-arm coverage · Hands always free
A pocket. For your feet. We know.
Yes, it's that good.
Built-in foot pocket · Blanket stays put
Fleece so soft, your other blankets will feel personally attacked.
280 gsm microfleece. Since you asked.
280 gsm microfleece · Machine Wash
Hides in plain sight as a couch cushion. Very sneaky.
Your guests will never know.
Folds in to a cushion · Stores anywhere
Other companies looked at Slanket and thought: 'we can do that, but worse.'
They were right.
We don't name names. We just make a better product and let you figure it out.
| ✦ Slanket ✦ | Knockoffs | |
|---|---|---|
| Invented it | ✓ 1998 | No — they copied it |
| Fleece quality | ✓ 280 gsm double-brushed | Basic poly. You'll feel it. |
| Actual size | ✓ 60" × 80" | "Generous" (it isn't) |
| Foot pocket | ✓ Properly designed | A gesture, not a feature |
| Folds into a pillow | ✓ Brilliant storage | Just a blanket in a pile |
| Safety certified | ✓ OEKO-TEX | Unverified |
| Years of refinement | ✓ 25+ years | Since last Tuesday |
| Jacob's loyalty | ✓ Since 2006 | N/A |
Why Slanket Wins:
- Invented it — 1998
- 280 gsm microfleece
- Actually 60" × 80"
- Foot pocket that works
- Folds into a pillow
- 25+ years of refinement
The Hall of Cozy
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Thousands of five-star reviews
"It's just a blanket, but it's a damn important blanket to me."
SINCE 2006 · STILL GOING
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I purchased a Slanket in 2006. It's still in EXCELLENT condition despite literal daily use. I can tell you without hesitation that it's the best $50 I have ever spent in my life. It's just a blanket, but it's a damn important blanket to me.
Jacob
Verified Customer
COMPARATIVE ANALYSIS COMPLETE
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I have three other sleeved blankets from different manufacturers and the Slanket is by far my favorite. The size is much more generous and I prefer the single foot pocket.
Sue
Verified Customer
BULK PURCHASER
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I've ordered several Slankets over the years for myself and as gifts. Soft, comfortable, and wonderful to snuggle in. I love the sleeves because my arms are always cold.
Mary
Verified Customer
MAINE. 1998. ONE MAN. ONE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM.
A sleeping bag, a remote, and a refusal to be cold.
Gary was a college student in Maine. Cold. Half-zipped into a sleeping bag, watching Conan, unable to use the remote. He tore a hole in the bag and stuck his arm through. That was 1998.
Your thermostat is about to get nervous.
You've been cold enough.