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Slanket

Slanket

"The best $60 I've ever spent." — Jacob

THIS IS THE RIGHT ONE FOR YOU, IF...
• You eat dinner on the couch with zero shame
• Phone, remote, snacks — all within reach
• Regular blankets have never worked for you

  • Shipping truck image.$7.99 SHIPPING WITHIN USA
  • OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 is a globally recognized, independent testing and certification system for textiles that ensures products are free from harmful substances and safe for human healthOEKO-TEX CERTIFIED
  • 90 DAY MONEY BACK GUARANTEE

When will it Ship?

  • Orders placed by 12pm MST Same Day
  • $7.99 Shipping in the USA
  • Money Back Guarantee
  • Free Returns & Exchanges
  • Express Shipping Options at Checkout

What if I don't love it?

90-day money-back guarantee. Free returns. You have nothing to lose except being cold.

Better than the cheap ones?

Jacob bought his in 2006. He still uses it every day. The cheap ones are not doing that.

Features & Specs

Full-Body Coverage (60" x 80")
Loose, Relaxed Sleeves
Built-In Foot Pocket keeps cold toes cozy
Hand Pocket for extra warmth
Folds Into a Couch Cushion
Invented in Maine, trusted since 2005

Care Instructions

  • Recommend washing it by itself.
  • 100% Polyester
  • Wash in cold water on the gently cycle
  • Dry on low.
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SOUND FAMILIAR?

Tired of fighting your throw blanket?

  • Arms freezing the moment you reach for the remote
  • Feet escaping from the bottom every 10 minutes
  • Blanket on the floor again. Obviously.
There is a better way. Gary found it in 1998.
WHAT MAKES IT WORK

Unreasonably well thought out.

Every detail exists for a reason. Gary had 20 years to think about it.
  • 280 gsm double-brushed microfleece
  • Full-length loose sleeves — both arms, always free
  • Built-in foot pocket — feet stay warm, blanket stays put
  • Hand pocket for essentials (or snacks, we don't judge)
  • Folds into a couch cushion for storage

Questions we get a lot.

Honest answers. No corporate runaround.

  • Order before 12pm MST - ships same day. Standard USA delivery 3-7 days. Express options at checkout.
  • 90 days. Money back. Free returns. Unworn and unwashed only. Full policy on our returns page.
  • Jacob bought his in 2006. Uses it every day. The difference: fleece weight, construction, 20 years of refinement.
  • Cold water, gentle cycle, mild detergent, dry on low. Wash it by itself.
  • Slanket is 60 inches wide by 80 inches long. It is generously sized by design. This is not a throw blanket. This is a commitment.
  • Yes - pricing never included. Email us at customerservice@theslanket.com for a gift message.

Other companies looked at Slanket and thought: 'we can do that, but worse.'

They were right.

We don't name names. We just make a better product and let you figure it out.

✦ Slanket ✦ The Knockoffs
Invented it ✓ 1998 No — they copied it
Fleece quality ✓ 280 gsm double-brushed Basic poly. You'll feel it.
Actual size ✓ 60" × 80" "Generous" (it isn't)
Foot pocket ✓ Properly designed A gesture, not a feature
Folds to cushion ✓ Brilliant storage Just a blanket in a pile
Safety certified ✓ OEKO-TEX Unverified
Years of refinement ✓ 25+ years Since last Tuesday
Jacob's loyalty ✓ 19 years and counting N/A

Why The Original Wins:

  • Invented it — 1998
  • 280 gsm microfleece
  • Actually 60" × 80"
  • Foot pocket that works
  • Folds into a couch cushion
  • 25+ years of refinement
  • ✓ $7.99 Shipping in the USA
  • ✓ Free Returns & Exchanges
  • ✓ 90-Day Money-Back Guarantee
  • ✓ OEKO-TEX Certified

The Slanket Family

One for every person in your life who has been doing blankets wrong.

Slanket Jr.

Slanket Jr.

Everything that makes the original great — the sleeves, the foot pocket, the 280 gsm micro-fleece — sized for little loungers. Because kids get cold too, and they deserve better than a blanket that falls off every five minutes.

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Slanket Siamese

Slanket Siamese

One Slanket. Two sets of sleeves. Built for couples, best friends, or anyone willing to commit to the same couch for the evening. Same premium 280 gsm micro-fleece as the original — just with room for two. Because warmth is better shared.

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Stroller Slanket

Stroller Slanket

Warmth that actually stays put. Designed specifically for strollers so your little one stays cozy on the go — no falling off, no readjusting, no cold baby. The same premium fleece as the original Slanket, built for life on the move.

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Slanket Onesie

Slanket Onesie

The Slanket concept taken to its logical conclusion. A full-body wearable blanket — head-to-toe warmth, zero cold spots, no adjustments needed. Goes on like a onesie, feels like a hug from a very warm cloud. For when a regular blanket just isn't committed enough.

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