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Slanket

Slanket

Trusted by 500,000+ Cold People

"The best $60 I've ever spent." — Jacob

THIS IS THE RIGHT ONE FOR YOU, IF...
• You eat dinner on the couch with zero shame
• Phone, remote, snacks — all within reach
• Regular blankets have never worked for you

Regular price $59.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $59.99 USD
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  • THE ORIGINAL BLANKET WITH SLEEVES
  • OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 is a globally recognized, independent testing and certification system for textiles that ensures products are free from harmful substances and safe for human healthOEKO-TEX CERTIFIED
  • 90 DAY MONEY BACK GUARANTEE

Features & Specs

Full-Body Coverage (60" x 80")
Loose, Relaxed Sleeves
Built-In Foot Pocket keeps cold toes cozy
Hand Pocket for extra warmth
Folds Into a Couch Cushion

Care Instructions

  • Recommend washing it by itself.
  • 100% Polyester
  • Wash in cold water on the gently cycle
  • Dry on low.
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WHAT MAKES IT WORK

We thought of everything

Every detail exists for a reason. Gary's had 25+ years to think about it.
  • 280 gsm microfleece
  • Full-length sleeves, arms stay free
  • Built-in foot pocket, stays put
  • Hand pocket for snacks. No judgment
  • Folds into a couch cushion
  • "60" × 80" — generously oversized
SOUND FAMILIAR?

Tired of fighting your throw blanket?

  • Arms freeze the second you reach out
  • Feet escaping every 10 minutes
  • Blanket on the floor again. Obviously.
There is a better way. Gary found it in 1998.

Other companies looked at Slanket and thought: 'we can do that, but worse.'

They were right.

We don't name names. We just make a better product and let you figure it out.

✦ Slanket ✦ The Knockoffs
Invented it ✓ 1998 No — they copied it
Fleece quality ✓ 280 gsm double-brushed Basic poly. You'll feel it.
Actual size ✓ 60" × 80" "Generous" (it isn't)
Foot pocket ✓ Properly designed A gesture, not a feature
Folds into cushion ✓ Brilliant storage Just a blanket in a pile
Safety certified ✓ OEKO-TEX Unverified
Years of refinement ✓ 25+ years Since last Tuesday
Jacob's loyalty ✓ 19 years and counting N/A

Why Slanket Wins:

  • Invented it — 1998
  • 280 gsm microfleece
  • Actually 60" × 80"
  • Foot pocket that works
  • Folds into a couch cushion
  • 25+ years of refinement

Questions we get a lot.

Honest answers. No corporate runaround.

  • Order before 12pm MST - ships same day. Standard USA delivery 3-7 days. Express options at checkout.
  • 90 days. Money back. Free returns. Unworn and unwashed only. Full policy on our returns page.
  • Jacob bought his in 2006. Uses it every day. The difference: fleece weight, construction, 20 years of refinement.
  • Cold water, gentle cycle, mild detergent, dry on low. Wash it by itself.
  • Slanket is 60 inches wide by 80 inches long. It is generously sized by design. This is not a throw blanket. This is a commitment.
  • Yes - pricing never included. Email us at customerservice@theslanket.com for a gift message.

The Slanket Family

One for every person in your life who has been doing blankets wrong.

Slanket Jr.

Slanket Jr.

Everything that makes the original great — the sleeves, the foot pocket — sized for little loungers. Because kids get cold too, and they deserve better than a blanket that falls off every five minutes.

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Slanket Siamese

Slanket Siamese

One Slanket. Two sets of sleeves. Because warmth is better shared.

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Stroller Slanket

Stroller Slanket

Warmth that actually stays put. Designed specifically so your little one stays cozy on the go. The same premium fleece as the original Slanket, built for life on the move.

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Slanket Onesie

Slanket Onesie

The Slanket concept taken to its logical conclusion. A full-body wearable blanket — head-to-toe warmth, zero cold spots, no adjustments needed.

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