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Slanket Siamese

Slanket Siamese

"The best $60 I've ever spent." — Jacob

THIS IS THE RIGHT ONE FOR YOU, IF...
• One of you is cold, the other has the blanket
• You've had the 'you took the blanket' talk
• You'll commit to one cushion for a whole movie
  • Shipping truck image.$7.99 SHIPPING WITHIN USA
  • OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 is a globally recognized, independent testing and certification system for textiles that ensures products are free from harmful substances and safe for human healthOEKO-TEX CERTIFIED
  • 90 DAY MONEY BACK GUARANTEE

When will it Ship?

  • Orders placed by 12pm MST Same Day
  • $7.99 Shipping in the USA
  • Money Back Guarantee
  • Free Returns & Exchanges
  • Express Shipping Options at Checkout

What if I don't love it?

90-day money-back guarantee. Free returns. You have nothing to lose except being cold.

Better than the cheap ones?

Jacob bought his in 2006. He still uses it every day. The cheap ones are not doing that.

Features & Specs

• Full-Body Coverage (120" x 80")
• Loose, Relaxed Sleeves
• Invented in Maine, trusted since 2005

Care Instructions

  • Recommend washing it by itself.
  • 100% Polyester
  • Wash in cold water on the gently cycle
  • Dry on low.
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SOUND FAMILIAR?

Tired of fighting over one blanket?

  • One person warm, one person quietly furious
  • Blanket migrating to one side every single night
  • The 2am "you took the blanket" conversation. Again.
There is a better way. Gary found it in 1998.
WHAT MAKES IT WORK

Unreasonably well thought out.

Every detail exists for a reason. Gary had 20 years to think about it.
  • One Slanket — two complete sets of full-length sleeves
  • 280 gsm double-brushed microfleece — warmth for two
  • Wide enough that neither of you is compromising
  • Both people warm, both people with free hands

Questions we get a lot.

Honest answers. No corporate runaround.

  • Order before 12pm MST - ships same day. Standard USA delivery 3-7 days. Express options at checkout.
  • 90 days. Money back. Free returns. Unworn and unwashed only. Full policy on our returns page.
  • Jacob bought his in 2006. Uses it every day. The difference: fleece weight, construction, 20 years of refinement.
  • Cold water, gentle cycle, mild detergent, dry on low. Wash it by itself.
  • Slanket Siamese is 120 inches wide by 80 inches long. It is generously sized by design. This is not a throw blanket. This is a commitment.
  • Yes. Full-length sleeves on both sides. This is not a compromise product. Both of you get everything.
  • Yes - pricing never included. Email us at customerservice@theslanket.com for a gift message.

Other companies looked at Slanket and thought: 'we can do that, but worse.'

They were right.

We don't name names. We just make a better product and let you figure it out.

✦ Slanket ✦ The Knockoffs
Invented it ✓ 1998 No — they copied it
Fleece quality ✓ 280 gsm double-brushed Basic poly. You'll feel it.
Actual size ✓ 60" × 80" "Generous" (it isn't)
Foot pocket ✓ Properly designed A gesture, not a feature
Folds to cushion ✓ Brilliant storage Just a blanket in a pile
Safety certified ✓ OEKO-TEX Unverified
Years of refinement ✓ 25+ years Since last Tuesday
Jacob's loyalty ✓ 19 years and counting N/A

Why The Original Wins:

  • Invented it — 1998
  • 280 gsm microfleece
  • Actually 60" × 80"
  • Foot pocket that works
  • Folds into a couch cushion
  • 25+ years of refinement
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  • ✓ $7.99 Shipping in the USA
  • ✓ Free Returns & Exchanges
  • ✓ 90-Day Money-Back Guarantee
  • ✓ OEKO-TEX Certified

The Slanket Family

One for every person in your life who has been doing blankets wrong.

Slanket

Slanket

The one that started it all. Full-length sleeves, a built-in foot pocket, and 60"×80" of 280 gsm micro-fleece. The original blanket with sleeves — invented in 1998, perfected over 25+ years, available in multiple colors. Pick yours and stop fighting with your blanket.

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Slanket Jr.

Slanket Jr.

Everything that makes the original great — the sleeves, the foot pocket, the 280 gsm micro-fleece — sized for little loungers. Because kids get cold too, and they deserve better than a blanket that falls off every five minutes.

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Stroller Slanket

Stroller Slanket

Warmth that actually stays put. Designed specifically for strollers so your little one stays cozy on the go — no falling off, no readjusting, no cold baby. The same premium fleece as the original Slanket, built for life on the move.

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Slanket Onesie

Slanket Onesie

The Slanket concept taken to its logical conclusion. A full-body wearable blanket — head-to-toe warmth, zero cold spots, no adjustments needed. Goes on like a onesie, feels like a hug from a very warm cloud. For when a regular blanket just isn't committed enough.

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