Your blanket makes you choose between warmth and being useful.
Slanket is designed for scrolling, snacking, gaming, gesturing dramatically at the TV, and absolutely nothing productive.
Your Blanket's Crimes
You've been the victim. You just didn't know there was a better option.
Arm Abandonment
Your blanket makes you choose between warmth and having hands. Every single time.
The Great Foot Escape
Every 10 minutes. Tuck in. Come out. Repeat. The blanket always wins.
The Inevitable Slide
Warm. Comfortable. On the floor. Cold again. Every night.
Unreasonably good.
We could be professional about this. We chose not to be.
Revolutionary arm containment technology.
Also known as: sleeves.
Full-arm coverage · Hands always free
A pocket. For your feet. We know.
Yes, it's that good.
Built-in foot pocket · Blanket stays put
Fleece so soft, your other blankets will feel personally attacked.
280 gsm microfleece. Since you asked.
280 gsm microfleece · Machine Wash
Hides in plain sight as a couch cushion. Very sneaky.
Your guests will never know.
Folds in to a cushion · Stores anywhereThe Hall of Cozy
"It's just a blanket, but it's a damn important blanket to me."
I purchased a Slanket in 2006. It's still in EXCELLENT condition despite literal daily use. I can tell you without hesitation that it's the best $50 I have ever spent in my life. It's just a blanket, but it's a damn important blanket to me.
Jacob
Verified Customer
I have three other sleeved blankets from different manufacturers and the Slanket is by far my favorite. The size is much more generous and I prefer the single foot pocket.
Sue
Verified Customer
I've ordered several Slankets over the years for myself and as gifts. Soft, comfortable, and wonderful to snuggle in. I love the sleeves because my arms are always cold.
Mary
Verified Customer
I am cold natured, so I love wrapping up in this warm and toasty blanket. I sleep in it every night.
Harold
Verified Customer
My girlfriend is always cold at my house so this was the perfect gift! She absolutely loves it — and so does my cat. 10/10 would recommend.
Shawn
Verified Customer
I've seen plenty of cheap knock-offs but nothing comes close to the real thing. The comfort, quality, and memories mean the world to me.
Kris
Verified Customer
Other companies looked at Slanket and thought: 'we can do that, but worse.'
They were right.
We don't name names. We just make a better product and let you figure it out.
| ✦ Slanket ✦ | Knockoffs | |
|---|---|---|
| Invented it | ✓ 1998 | No — they copied it |
| Fleece quality | ✓ 280 gsm double-brushed | Basic poly. You'll feel it. |
| Actual size | ✓ 60" × 80" | "Generous" (it isn't) |
| Foot pocket | ✓ Properly designed | A gesture, not a feature |
| Folds to cushion | ✓ Brilliant storage | Just a blanket in a pile |
| Safety certified | ✓ OEKO-TEX | Unverified |
| Years of refinement | ✓ 25+ years | Since last Tuesday |
| Jacob's loyalty | ✓ 19 years and counting | N/A |
Why Slanket Wins:
- Invented it — 1998
- 280 gsm microfleece
- Actually 60" × 80"
- Foot pocket that works
- Folds into a couch cushion
- 25+ years of refinement
A sleeping bag, a remote, and a refusal to be cold.
Gary was a college student in Maine. Cold. Half-zipped into a sleeping bag, watching Conan, unable to use the remote. He tore a hole in the bag and stuck his arm through. That was 1998.
Your thermostat is about to get nervous.
You've been cold enough.